Although our colleagues at the DMAA (Dirty Movie Association of America) have tried to swear us to secrecy, this third installment of our Grindhouse Trash storefront sleaze-fest– contains the secrets behind making your very own one-day sleaze film. Think of dirty movie making just like cooking. You start with a couple of farm fresh chicks. Heat manually to just above room temperature. Then, once moisture begins to appear, stir vigorously with a 9-inch manbone (allow adequate time for manbone to rise). Bake inside a 16mm camera with a couple of 1,000w lights. Develop and add scratches to taste. Voila! Tuna Casserole à la Sleaze!
How to Make a Dirty Movie
A self-styled comedy of errors , Dirty Movie begins when Brad Murphy - an aging, chisel-jawed surfer type - drops by his neighbor’s house to borrow a cup of sugar. Little does he know that a porn film is being shot there and Brad quickly find himself impressed into service by Marlene, a straight-haired Seventies prom queen who gently instructs her new-found friend in the art of acting in a sleaze film.
The Alleycat
The Alleycat (not the Radley Metzger film with a similar title) is a well-meaning bit of grindhouse program fodder directed by the mysterious “Otto von Lickit”. We are introduced to Book and Chessie. Book is a struggling screenwriter and Chessie, apparently, a sometimes streetwalker/sometimes girlfriend. Desperate for cash to pay the rent, Book hooks up Chessie with a job on a porn film.
Star
The film concerns a day in the life of fading screen icon Gaye Ramon, once “the finest in Hollywood,” but now reduced to soliciting male studs to take courses at her home “drama school.” Gaye lounges about in bed pleasuring herself while her former Svengali – the great director Rodney LaCoque (played by the great Los Angles adult film-clown Keith Erickson) – works as her gardener.
Bonus! Lost John Holmes Swinger Classic!
Go Down for Double
Go Down for Double is premised on the “swinging” or “wife swapping” phenomenon that reached its zenith in the U. S. in the early 1970s. After a “redeeming” voice-over narration introducing the viewer to this delicate but socially significant topic, we are introduced to a young couple, Byron and Paula. Byron is apparently curious about the pleasures and benefits of an “open marriage” and Paula, although obviously hesitant, agrees to go along with Byron’s extramarital wanderlust. Features John Holmes in one of his earliest feature roles.
Stars: John Holmes (in one of his earliest feature roles), Suzanne Fields (Flesh Gordon)
Contents:
Disc 1: How to Make a Dirty Movie (1971) 52min
Alleycat (1971) 57min
Disc 2: Star (1971) 50min
Go Down for Double (1970) 60min
Secret Key Trailer Vault 15min
Booklet featuring historical liner notes
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